survey!

survey!

I love surveys, and this one's cool because it's a little different, so I thought I'd fill it out. :)

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? Since this is a hypothetical question, I'll ignore my morals. I can only think of one person I hate, so it would probably be her.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? Creed. But I think they broke up, so I don't really have to worry about them anymore.

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? See #1.

4. What is your favorite cheese? It's not really fair to ask a WI girl this question. I think I like all the cheese I've ever tasted, except ricotta.

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese? It would probably be fresh mozzarella, roasted bell peppers, basil, and olive oil on crusty Italian bread.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it? I don't really get in to celebrity worship.

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it? See #6.


8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? (saving, investing and depositing do not count). I would probably throw a party, or take some friends out to dinner.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Japan or South Africa, because those are both places I want to go but I'd never be able to afford airfare.

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that? Souvenir shops, I guess

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be? If it's all free, then I'd go with something that's out of my usual price range, like Godiva or Midori. Actually, maybe I'd go with a nice vodka, since it would go well with everything.

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? You'd probably expect me to say I'd go back to life before the accident, but I don't think I'd want to go anywhere. Life has to move forward.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? I'd try and enforce development plans that are as eco-friendly as possible

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise? Anything that isn't a reality TV show. I'd probably ask Raji to come up with something funny.

15. What is your favorite expletive? They all have their uses

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? I'd probably just let the cats deal with it and go back to sleep. Actually, I probably wouldn't even bother turning on the light to investigate the noise - my cats are usually the source of all the bumps in the night.

17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno? I hate questions like this. I guess it would be my Rhodes, except I wouldn't be able to carry that myself, so I'd take my djembe.

18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? This is a stupid question too. :P

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be? I'd be able to grow my nails really fast, like Meg in that Family Guy episode.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? Like I said before, I don't have the desire to live in the past. I have memories of so many good times, and that's all I need. :)

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (the answer "nothing" doesn't count) Well, as much as I don't want to live in the past, I think it would be silly of me if I didn't say I wish the accident had never happened. But it did, and nothing will change that, so it doesn't make sense to think about it like that.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now? Hmmm... I don't think I've been to enough countries to give a good answer to this question. Other than the US, I've been to the Bahamas, Mexico, and England. Of those three, I would definitely pick England.

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? All I need is the GI.

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude check it out I can fucking FLOAT!" Haha, probably Raji's.

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life? Elvis. haha

26. What's your theme song? I don't know, I think Raji needs to write one for me. Rani has one (the mastadon song), and Andrei has one, but I don't!